"Wait, the singularity is just humans freaking out?" "Always has been." //

I collected five real metrics of AI progress, fit a hyperbolic model to each one independently, and found the one with genuine curvature toward a pole. The date has millisecond precision. There is a countdown.

(I am aware this is unhinged. We're doing it anyway.) //

The Singularity Will Occur On
Tuesday, July 18, 2034
at 02:52:52.170 UTC