T'was was the night before Christmas and all through the nation, everybody was excited about mass deportations, and the illegal bad hombres who shouldn't be here are all dreading the day that Tom Homan appears.

Soon I'll be your next president... Kamala will not.

We were sent with a mandate. We won by a lot.

On day one, we'll get work done to boost our morale, we'll annex Canada and Greenland and the Panama Canal. Everybody's excited to be finally done with Joe, including our 51st governor -- I call him Queen Justine Trudeau.