These are just individuals, they just use computers, and they just want to steal your data and make money. They're not mythical. They don't have superpowers. //

And thus, the Dark Web Roast was born. It's a regular blog complete with memes, mockery, and a Ricky Gervais' "they're just jokes" inspired disclaimer: "While these incidents are genuinely amusing, they represent real criminal activities causing significant harm. This content is for threat intelligence and educational purposes only."

The most recent edition features a ransomware gang that bulk-drafted and scheduled their extortion attempts like a content calendar: "Considering the sheer, numbing volume of their posts, it's a solid bet that their 'victims' are probably just fake sites they spun up themselves for content, because nothing screams legitimacy like inflating your stats with phantom compromises," the researchers wrote. //

But public mockery (as with LockBit), and infiltration like the FBI did with Hive's ransomware network, can fracture trust among cyberthieves. And this fragmentation can help defenders dismantle criminal operations and keep people and data safe. //

The video shows an administrator skimming the most valuable secrets and cryptocurrency keys for personal gain, while passing only less lucrative data to customers. Trellix learned about this incident during a briefing with Dutch police.

"They said to us, 'We found out that this admin is also stealing from his own customers,'" Fokker remembers. After the Europol press release came out, Trellix unleashed the snark in a Dark Web Roast.

"We basically said you're stupid if you work with him, because he's just getting rich, and we just make fun of him," Fokker said. "We don't know if the impact was measurable, but still, we had an opportunity to run with that story and make a complete fool out of this admin. So that's something." ®