Mike: (during his and Pearl's neighborly chat) So... you are gonna send us a movie though, huh?
Pearl: Yeeeaaah. And it's pretty bad. I hope that's okay. It was made in Vermont and it's about this guy who travels through time, and then he has to go back in time to change what he did in the future. It's- it's called Time Chasers. Oh, it's got that guy in it. Oh, and that other guy, too.
Film watched: Time Chasers //

[In the dystopian future, an eyepatch-wearing armed survivor leaps atop a smashed car for a better shooting angle]
Mike [as Gunman]: Arrgh! Sixteen men on a dead Dodge Dart! //

Crow: But I only have one jar of mustard!