Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu confirmed Tuesday that the Israel Defense Forces eliminated the replacement of former Hezbollah boss Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah, who was killed in late September, as well as another possible successor to the top job. //

Netanyahu appeared on television to speak directly to the Lebanese people:

"Today, Hezbollah is weaker than it has been for many, many years," Netanyahu said in a message tailored directly to the "people of Lebanon."

"We’ve degraded Hezbollah’s capabilities, we took out thousands of terrorists, including [former Hezbollah leader Hassan] Nasrallah himself, and Nasrallah’s replacement, and the replacement of his replacement." //

Netanyahu asked if the residents of Lebanon remembered when the country was called “the pearl of the Middle East.”

“I do,” he continued. What happened? Iran and Hezbollah happened, he explained:

Netanyahu said Iran has "conquered" Lebanon to ensure Hezbollah serves Tehran’s interests in the region by turning it into a "stockpile of ammunition and weapons" serving as a pseudo "Iranian military base" on Israel’s border.

"Now you, the Lebanese people, you stand at a significant crossroads. It is your choice," he continued. "You can now take back your country. You can return it to a path of peace and prosperity." //

anon-7npa
9 hours ago
Recent Babylon Bee headline last week:
"Young Hezbollah Recruit Can't Believe He's Already Made Regional Manager"
He's in line for another promotion //

20th Century Ltd
9 hours ago
Adapting Netanyahu's spot-on comments:
"Netanyahu said Iran has "conquered" America to ensure the Democratic Party serves Tehran’s interests in the world by turning it into a "stockpile of authoritarians, central planners, and DEI betas."

"Now you, the American people, you stand at a significant crossroads. It is your choice," he continued. "You can now take back your country. You can return it to a path of peace and prosperity."

"If you don’t, the Democratic Party will continue to try to fight rural areas from densely populated areas at your expense," the prime minister added. "Free your country from the Democrats."" //